davhors:

[COLLAB ALBUM RELEASES] Huge Umbrella

FEATURING: Glaze // General Mumble // davhors! // JackTHerbert // ipi

After like, three months, the first Huge Umbrella collab albums are released! Full of stupid, bad, good, and weird renditions of your favourite nursery rhymes and classical music. Free!

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DOWNLOAD IT IN ALL ITS GLORY HERE!

http://hugeumbrella.bandcamp.com/

SUBSCRIBBLE ON YOUTUBE!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2OKvdknsk4z6VVmMNFgw6A

SOUND OUR CLOUD!

https://soundcloud.com/hugeumbrella

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ENJOY <3 x

remember when you used to stream postal? that was fun

yeah. streaming in general was pretty fun but i ended up having problems logging in and gave up. i’d like to move to a different service than livestream.

Was I the only person to submit an audio file or egdirB nodnoL or something? (I'm seriously freaking out. I feel honored even though there technically isn't any reason for it.)

nope you weren’t the only one. i think there were three in total. you got in first you won congratus

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fiddle my mom just like the way you want. although I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl who has a population density of five children under the command of Captain America. pocket full of people who don’t know why I love crisps. sincerely I hope you have no money to buy a house with my friends.

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1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.

Eastenders. I’ve never watched any show as depressing and angering as Eastenders. Every element of this show upsets me in some way- the fact that everyone has a problem with everyone and is always shouting or crying, the fact that everyone dies or gets arrested fucking twice an episode, the fact that it’s always so dull and grey. I actively hate Eastenders and will leave the room when it’s playing for my own good.

The news? I dunno if this counts so much as a TV program but yeah I don’t ever watch the news. I hear about things that are important through the internet anyway. Almost everything on the news is depressing and is a sure fire way to start your day the wrong way, unhappily. So, nah. No thanks.

Football (soccer) coverage. I don’t enjoy watching football for a number of reasons (don’t get me wrong, it’s a fun sport to play on a casual level with a couple friends), the main ones being:

Footballer’s can’t stand on their own two feet. Part of me finds it funny when footballers fall over if another player so much as brushes the air a few feet away from them, but part of me gets really angry because I’d probably enjoy watching the sport so much more if players fought to stay on their feet. Instead you get a bunch of drama queens rolling around in what I assume they’re trying to portray as the worst physical pain they’ve ever felt, all from a slight brush from another player who was just trying to gain possession of the ball. It’s disgusting that so many footballers do this, and yet they earn millions, gain celebrity status and act like their shit not only doesn’t stink, but is a substance delicious enough to bathe in and eat when you’re done.

Football fans. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of good people who love football, but we’ve got a typical case of when the worst fans of something are the loudest. There’s so much violence and unfriendly competitiveness surrounding the football scene. People get very drunk, people get very angry when their team loses, sometimes people lose lives.

Football chants. I would rather listen to screaming children than football chanting and I’m not even exaggerating.

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.

I can’t really think of particular artists I don’t care for, so we’ll go with music I don’t care for.

The first being indie rock. Not much to say about why I don’t like it, it’s just a sound that’s not had much appeal to me. The clean, tinny guitars are probably what I enjoy the least. But I can see why people do like it.

Ska. Again, I can see why people like ska, it’s upbeat and happy, but for me I find the typical sound mostly annoying. The first things I think of are trumpets and cockney london accents and those are not a combination of sounds I jump to when I think of “not annoying”, hah.

R&B. For a start, R&B apparently stands for Rhythm & Blues, and I mean… doesn’t most blues music already have… rhythm… so this is just blues? Nit picking aside, I’ve just never enjoyed the typical sound of R&B. It’s just boring.

Big-voice music. Don’t get me wrong, I really appreciate how impressive it is that people can belt out super loud and hit perfect pitch and stuff, but unfortunately, I just don’t enjoy it. Again, like the other genres here, it’s just not a sound I enjoy to hear, but totally get why people do enjoy to hear.

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.

FIFA X, I’ve always sucked at football games, and so many of my friends play these games so I suck even more when I play with them. Plus, see football above.

FPS games on console. Okay so this isn’t a game, but I just cannot deal with playing first person shooters with a controller as opposed to a mouse.

I’m sure there’s probably some others but I don’t remember off the top of my head!

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4. A hobby you “don’t get”.

Not really sure if there’s any hobbies I “don’t get”. I like to think I’m pretty open minded to what people like to do. If someone likes a thing, they like a thing! Cool! Just don’t like, kill people or things.

HUNTING. THERE WE GO I THOUGHT OF ONE. FUCKING, HUNTING, FOR FUCKING SPORT. FUCK OFF.

16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.

Art class, surprisingly. I love doing arty things, but I didn’t like it in school since they tried to teach you how to paint properly. I get that there are techniques that are wrong, but we were basically taught to all make sure our pieces looked the same. How is that arat?”?R”2/t. Everyone else seemed to love art class but I thought it was wank.

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.

Postal 2 is the first that comes to mind. I shouldn’t enjoy pissing gonorrhea piss into someone’s face until they barf, cutting off their head with a shovel and watching the barf/blood mixture spew from their neckhole while trying to push it back down with my infected urine, but…
I just… do.

I can’t really think of any other games I like that are particularly offensive. I love gore in games, but one series I couldn’t handle was Manhunt. It seemed way too focused on making murder look like an actual satisfying thing to do, and makes the devs seem like unapproachable people. Maybe because the kill scenes were all detailed cutscenes rather than at the hand of physics or something. I dunno. You’d know what I’m talking about if you saw it. It’s not even super gory in comparison, it’s just something about the way it’s portrayed.

5. A habit you find disgusting.

There’s loads of disgusting habits. Habitual smoking is gross imo, but whatever you’re into. Eating snot or zits really gets me.

Is this blog SFW?

Yep it’s squeaky clean.

[COLLAB ALBUM RELEASES] Huge Umbrella

After like, three months, the first Huge Umbrella collab albums are released! Full of stupid, bad, good, and weird renditions of your favourite nursery rhymes and classical music. Free!

http://hugeumbrella.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2OKvdknsk4z6VVmMNFgw6A

https://soundcloud.com/hugeumbrella

hipsteroatmeal:


Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 
1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.4. A hobby you “don’t get”.5. A habit you find disgusting.6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.7. Your favorite household chore.8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.9. PC or MAC?10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.20. Free rant on whatever you want. 

This is my favorite thing to do anyway so….

hipsteroatmeal:

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2.
A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever you want.

This is my favorite thing to do anyway so….